Are you asking us to make a charity pot so you could go out and buy this stuff?
I feel the same way when i pass those Santas with bells, ummm

i need my money i tell them. I like the bum who waits across the street at the liquor store (no homo) but this hobo just eyes the gas station and as soon as a guy pulls in he casually walks over and asks for change. I wonder if he knows how to read gas prices?