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Old 12-20-2006, 11:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation "Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3!"
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1206/ps3.html

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This brand new extended PlayStation 3 offer is for children and teenagers only! It may not be used in conjunction with any other Landover Baptist salvation offer.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That website is all kinds of awful.
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I love landover, they helped me find jesus! he was in my closet the whole time.
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think these PS3's come with their parental settings locked and without keys.
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahaha @ that article.... I found Jesus, does that mean I can get another one????
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hey everyone, that is really horrible, does anyone know if its actually real?
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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There is no joking when it comes to Jesus.
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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There is no joking when it comes to Jesus.
That's right, he will knock your ass out if you don't take him seriously



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Old 12-20-2006, 01:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Nah, that site is poking fun methinks. It said something about "Hating your parents is required to be saved" (paraphrased).
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Actually, Keezy, that's a real scripture reference, but this offer does indeed seem to be a joke.
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm I wonder if you except Buddha, do you get a free Wii?
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm I wonder if you except Buddha, do you get a free Wii?
now that is a good deal


quote : And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy!
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm I wonder if you except Buddha, do you get a free Wii?
With the Buddha, there is no accepting...there are only those with the Wii...and those without...
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What if I convert from Scientology? Do I get all three systems for free because I pissed off Tom Cruise?

I might as well go ahead and say it, but any religious joke cracks me up (I'm not very religious, I guess). I'll go listen to my Ozzy Osbourne records backwards now while throwing on some KISS face paint. Rock on!

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Old 12-22-2006, 01:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Holy crap i just finally read this. Thats funny shit.
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Old 12-22-2006, 02:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Landover Baptist is a hysterically funny website, in the same vein as The Onion. It's owned by the people who own Whitehouse.org, and if you haven't checked that piece out, you really should. They're home of the infamous "My President can snort cocaine better than your honor student" bumper sticker.
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