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06-01-2007, 07:55 AM
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| | On the List | How about humor?
A pirate's story
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks. "You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." says the pirate.
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.
"We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.I'm fine, really."
So the bartender asks, "What about that eye patch?"
The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."
The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook." | |
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06-01-2007, 07:59 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
|  Out of nowhere, but funny nonetheless. | |
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06-01-2007, 08:31 AM
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| | PGL Z-Day Survivor
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lambertville, NJ Age: 32 | Why do spammers always use the same sigs? Gets kind of boring  | |
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06-01-2007, 08:32 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jacksonville, FL Age: 37 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Wondermonkey  Why do spammers always use the same sigs? Gets kind of boring | Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding! We have a winner! | |
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06-01-2007, 09:18 AM
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| | PGL Resident Browncoat
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| If he's a spammer, can't you just disable his sig privileges? TXB used to be able to do that, and they run vB as well. | |
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06-01-2007, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lambertville, NJ Age: 32 | Quote:
Originally Posted by D_Litch If he's a spammer, can't you just disable his sig privileges? TXB used to be able to do that, and they run vB as well. | We'll likely just ban em instead, much more fun.
It's a lazy Friday though, so what's the rush? | |
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06-01-2007, 09:44 AM
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| | PGL Resident Browncoat
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
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Originally Posted by Wondermonkey We'll likely just ban em instead, much more fun.
It's a lazy Friday though, so what's the rush? | Your methods amuse and delight me. | |
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06-01-2007, 09:44 AM
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| | PGL Founder
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 36 PSN ID: Peench
Wii ID: 5757 7273 0641 1996
| Yeah, we can ban sigs, members and all stuff in between. It is Friday though and the joke was worth a laugh. Maybe we can head over to his place and spam the place up a bit?  | |
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06-01-2007, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| His new sig is sextacular! | |
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06-01-2007, 02:26 PM
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| | Booze n' Bagpipes
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Milwaukistan, WI Age: 31 | Hey, at least he's an entertaining spammer! | |
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