Dick.
I was downstairs in our coffee shop today talking to this dude, and I gave him my e-mail address and gamertag because he's on Live, and he's like "who's Mar? You have a pet Mar?"
And I explained to him that my last name is Petruzelli-Marino and I'm not a fan of long email addresses even though I'm a fan of long names. So from now on, everyone just gets my Wondermonkey2k email addy, **** an explanation.