Halo 3 Cheat Codes

[Wondermonkey]

AS EXPLAINED BY
NEGLECTED GIRLFRIEND
JANET IVERSON.



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X, A, B, DOWN, RIGHT, Y

God mode. Total invincibility to all attacks. You can just stand there and the aliens can't kill you. Heck, you could even put the controller down and they still can't do anything. You could even walk away from the Xbox and—crazy idea—talk to someone who's been sitting here for the past hour wondering if that was in fact an actual conversation she had earlier about going to the movies this afternoon and not just an incredibly realistic dream. In fact, you could come back to the game three hours later and you'd still have all your health. You could even come back to the game tomorrow—while a certain someone is working a 10-hour shift at Lane Bryant to pay the rent since someone else was recently "downsized" from Golden Swirl for "managerial reasons" that I'm sure were totally unrelated to his habit of napping in the service hallway—and you'd have the whole day all to yourself. Incredibly enough, Master Chief would be in fine, fine shape.

UP, RIGHT, A, Y, B

Invisibility. Remain unseen by enemies, no matter what you do! You could shoot them in the face with a Mark V pulse rifle and they still wouldn't see you. Or you could, say, sit here on the couch, theatrically flipping through a copy of Elle that you've already read twice, praying that somebody still has enough of a brain left that he can take a hint, but, no, you'd still remain totally undetected. You could probably even leave and he wouldn't know or care. Seriously. Walk right out that door and he wouldn't even notice. Walk out that door and maybe call his best friend, Jeff Harshak, and see if he wants to lick Cool Whip off your naked body. Did you hear that? Jeff Harshak? Cool Whip–covered nipples? Hello? Yes, invisibility can sure come in handy.

RIGHT, X, RIGHT, LEFT, DOWN, B

Infinite ammunition. Nonstop, heart-pounding action guaranteed to get boring, repetitive, and pointless 50 percent faster, shortening the time before you finally, I don't know, take a shower and eat something else besides Bugles and Dolly Madison mini-doughnuts.

B, A, X, Y, Y, DOWN, RIGHT

Receive all weapons. Instantly gives you the complete Halo 3 arsenal, including the Mark V pulse rifle, covenant carbine, bouquet of flowers, chainsaw, plasma blade, flamethrower, gift basket with scented bath crystals, trip mine, magma cannon, some chocolates or something once in a while, submachine gun, wanting a foot massage does not make me "high-maintenance," needler, missile pod, I'm not asking for the damn Hope Diamond here, railgun, and flak pistol. Oh, and the occasional-compliment-giver ray would be nice, too.

B, X, Y, LEFT, UP, B

Shield boost. Plasma shield is impervious to fire from projectile weapons such as needlers, covenant carbines, and, oh, I don't know, a Glade Plug-In hurled in frustration across the room, maybe? And you never know when you'll be caught in a flurry of bottles of nail polish or even—crazy as it sounds—the apologetic thank-you card I just realized someone never sent to my sister for having us at her party to celebrate her making partner at Kenscher & Foley—yes, that party, where a certain someone drank too much Crown Royal and kept inviting her friends to "join his firm" before he managed the monumental feat of embarrassing himself even further by spitting up the Better Cheddars he'd eaten too much of all over his only dress shirt, which I happened to buy him for his birthday. Shield not impervious to melee attacks. I said, "Shield not impervious to—" Ugh! Never. Mind.

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[Quo]

nice find!

[Epyon MX]

I love Timothy McSweeney.

[Desi Cuse]

Awesome find

Someones getting good rep....

[JParker0105]

wait... so are these actually cheat codes or some kind of a sick joke?! i want the meta game achievements!!! ahh

[ZoomZoom71]

Originally Posted by JParker0105

wait... so are these actually cheat codes or some kind of a sick joke?! i want the meta game achievements!!! ahh

I suppose you didn't read the whole thing.

[JParker0105]

lol, i did... they do sound kind of "out there". lol. Besides, i was just joking.

im not that dumb...or am i?!

[Mortis Canyon]

Are you able to recieve the achievements by entering the cheats or no? Some games allow it, and some don't. Wanted to make sure if I try. Thanks.

[KEEZY]

Not sure... but knowing Bungie, I doubt it

[Wondermonkey]

All of those cheats will get you achievements, but most likely none of the ones you want. There's still one unaccounted for, and that's the "All Clothes Undressed" cheat, which is simple.

All you have to do is hit up, up, right, up LT, RT, and then get up and hit the power button on the 360. Then go to the bedroom.

Done.

[The Milk Man 09]

Sounds like that is the one most of us want but if you want it to be you and your significant other I suggest you call her back from Jeff Harshak's place.

The alternate to this cheat is Hold down guide button for three seconds then hit Up, Up, A. Then go to the bedroom.(only after kicking Jeff Harshak's ass.)

[myhalo3]

where do you enter the cheats.

[ZoomZoom71]

I'll tell you, but you have to tell us how old you are, first.

[myhalo3]

21 dude

[Wondermonkey]

Originally Posted by myhalo3

21 dude

If you send Keezy a message on Xbox Live he'll walk you through it. If he doesn't answer the first message, send him another one. He'll get to you eventually. His gamertag is KEEZY.

[Lord LouDog]

I just read from a reliable source that you might need to have finished Halo 1, 2 and 3 on legendary, wow. You also have to Snipe the first HUNTer you come across in Halo 3, but hey the codes are totally worth it!