Those were some great times last night and I wish I could have stuck around longer.
The actual quote was something like this:
I get in the back of Keezy's hog and he immediately says this:
Keezy: "I think I'm going to do some fishtails in front of their base."
Me: "So we're going to die."
Keezy pulls up in front of their base and dies instantaneously, but I'm left alive saying.
"This is dying! This is dying! This. Is. Dying!"
As your entire team piled upon my broken hog with grenades, a shotgun and then lasered it for good measure.
And as for corn and soy:

#1 is Corn and #2 is Soy.
That started as I was hyperventilating about being under fire at one of the missile silos. And Wondermonkey asking very angrily what the heck a silo is (since I'm pretty sure he doesn't care if I live or die). To which I quipped that it stores corn, which he'd know if he lived in the Midwest. And then we conjectured that the other one probably stores soy.