PreGameLobby

Wondermonkey · 12-18-2007, 07:44 AM

And the one that started out in the lobby by saying "Hey Woundup, you're gay."

Keezy and I like to attack their fileshare by giving them low ratings on their crap, but unfortunately, he only has one file shared clip.

But, if you're signed in, you can rate it with 1. It's better than arguing with him. Tool bag.

Here it is.

namehater · 12-18-2007, 07:48 AM

oh you crazy kids and your crazy halo3

but how is he racist for calling somebody gay? hrm.. i gave his fileshare a 1 rank just for you!

KEEZY · 12-18-2007, 07:51 AM

Nah, he got much worse during the game. Poor Wonder, he was the only one on the other team, and had to listen to these dickbags.

namehater · 12-18-2007, 07:55 AM

do you guys not play with the mute on?

Wondermonkey · 12-18-2007, 07:55 AM

I should have just muted him, but for some reason when I had it set to "Team and Party Only" in my chat options, I forgot that he was my team, and that wouldn't silence his ass. He was pretty amazing. His "raping first graders" comment made me think that maybe he really has. Awesome general public!

Also, I'm starting to despise slayer on Foundry. It needs some bullet doors.

Quo · 12-18-2007, 08:06 AM

That guy had class. (first thing this morning...)

Amazing how they just talk just to hear themselves. I muted that dude within 10 seconds of his first comment. That map is so tight that several times in that match I could hear Wonder's little comebacks about the whole 1st grade thing. Funny stuff, even one-sided. Actually, much better than way.

I don't know how you guys talk so quickly with the whole push to talk thing. I ALWAYS say it first out loud to nobody, remember to push to talk, push the button, and say the whole thing too late... then do it all again 20 seconds later.

Causedawg 83 · 12-18-2007, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Quo

I don't know how you guys talk so quickly with the whole push to talk thing. I ALWAYS say it first out loud to nobody, remember to push to talk, push the button, and say the whole thing too late... then do it all again 20 seconds later.

That's what I do... EVERY SINGLE TIME! Are we coordinated or what?

Crippler · 12-18-2007, 08:10 AM

Oh lord. I wish I was there to hear that shit. I was dealing with COD4 racists. They were sucking on my shotty's muzzle flash.

Wondermonkey · 12-18-2007, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Quo

That guy had class. (first thing this morning...)

Yeah, it wasn't just him, the whole team was saying shit since they were all together, but he was the one who was talking non-stop. At one point, I just got tired of hearing him, so I just repeated everything he said to me. But when he caught on, he said "I like men" and he made me say it! He is the master of misdirection! This is the best convo though because it actually made me laugh.

"I'm 31"

"Dude, what's a 31 year old doing playing video games?"

"Every time I play I get free clams from MS."

"What? I'll ****ing rape your kids."

"Don't have any."

"Then I'll rape your mother."

"She's in jail, sorry."

"I bet she is, I'll rape someone you love."

"You leave Pickle alone."

None of it made any sense on either side, but afterwards I thought about how bizarre it truly was.

namehater · 12-18-2007, 08:17 AM

pickle... haha!

KEEZY · 12-18-2007, 08:25 AM

Don't worry. We made it a point to serve them in the game. Johnny ish talker certainly talked bigger than his score.

Quo · 12-18-2007, 08:28 AM

that. is. awesome!

Man, I don't know how you think so fast. I'm too busy thinking, "did that punk really just say that to me?"

I guess if I'm going to learn to talk smack, the first step will have to be accepting that my opponent is, in fact, an asshole and will say literally anything.

I loved it in the lobby when the guy said the whole "Woundup, you're gay" thing and he responded "Your mom" or something like that and they jumped on it with "oh, nice comeback..." like the "you're gay" comment was brilliant... when the insults start at that level, where else would anyone start with the comebacks? I thought it was pretty appropriate!

I didn't know you get free clams! You guys get everything...

Epyon MX · 12-18-2007, 12:07 PM

Yeah, out of all us, Wonder is the one who has the lowest tolerance for the General Public and then they put him, alone, on the other team.

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Also, I'm starting to despise slayer on Foundry. It needs some bullet doors.

Are you kidding? I love it. It's BR heaven.

I, on the other hand, am beginning to despise Rat's Nest. The vehicles on the map are a joke. There's no room to maneuver. So in a hallway anyone with rockets or a hammer is going to kill you despite any talent you have as a driver. There's simply not enough room to ever dodge. And worse, you can't turn around without stopping for 15 seconds which is more than long enough to for anyone with a left forefinger to lob a grenade at your general direction and up-end you. In sum, the vehicles are deathtraps, which is a gorram shame since it's the only new BTB map.

Wondermonkey · 12-18-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Epyon MX

Are you kidding? I love it. It's BR heaven.

Just slayer I'm hating. I feel like I'm playing in Saint's Row lobby. It just doesn't do it for me. I like it for objective games. I love the vehicles on Rat's Nest, sure they splode, but they respawn super fast too. It's a symbiotic relationship, but even while we're flipping, I try to lock down that Killing Frenzy on each counterclockwise revolution.

Also, the key is not to turn around, and if you must, you don't do it on the bends.

Epyon MX · 12-18-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Wondermonkey

I like it for objective games.

Well, I guess, to each his/her own. After all, 20% of all of my kills are from the BR and looking at your stats, it's not even in the top 10 weapons you use.

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Originally Posted by Wondermonkey

I love the vehicles on Rat's Nest, sure they splode, but they respawn super fast too. It's a symbiotic relationship, but even while we're flipping, I try to lock down that Killing Frenzy on each counterclockwise revolution.

Also, the key is not to turn around, and if you must, you don't do it on the bends.

So you agree with my point that getting in a vehicle = death. Isn't that a sign of poor design?

I see my role in the Halo universe is two-fold. I am a mid-range combat guy (preferably BR or pistol) and I drive. That's it. You'll never see me gunning in a 'hog unless things are desperate. So here is my response to the map from a driver's point of view:

I can't get kills when I drive. My goal as a driver is to keep my vehicle alive and moving as long as possible and to get my gunner into positions where he can get kills. Success in a driver's point of view is in the minutes (not seconds) that my 'hog and crew is alive and the number of kills that my passenger gets. You've confirmed that I can't do either. I can't stay alive long and I can't turn around. It's duck soup for anybody on the other team. It's a terrible driver's map. So it's no wonder I hate it.

(Note: the above comments are about the Warthog on Rat's Nest. The Mongoose actually works really well, since it's a point to point vehicle and can move fast enough to avoid threats. And you don't need to be alive for any more than the 15 seconds it takes you to get where you need to be and get off.)

In short, you'll never see me in a 'hog on Rat's Nest, only in Moongeese (haha) and Ghosts. Which is unusual, since I'm nearly always in a 'hog (or wish I was) on every other map.

P.S. Do people get sick of my complaining about Halo? You can be honest. I like the game for the most part, but that doesn't stop me from being vocal about the problems I see. Is it getting old? Because I can grumble less publicly. I just think the discussion is interesting and yields some new thoughts and maybe strategies. Opinions?

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