GTA IV Things that make you laugh

[The Milk Man 09]

Integrity 2.0

Just found this beauty of a radio station today and I laughed at every part. Are there any more talk radio stations besides Integrity 2.0, WKTT, and PLR?

[Punisher2414]

Cops running over another to get you

[Thornes70]

LOL I notice when you fight with bums, a lot of them will say, "I'm gonna beat my momma's spirit out of you!" There's a whole bunch of little 'momma' things with them - one I pushed as I ran by actually said, "Momma? Is that you in that man's body?" LOL

[Desi Cuse]

Originally Posted by Punisher2414

Cops running over another to get you

Or when there not chasing you but run you over as you cross the street and arrest you.

[Twilight]

I was parked on the side of the road while talking on the phone and some random guy walks by and yells "hey can I shoot a load on your tits?"
Another time same situation but the guy yelled "who wants some man-juice?" damn these rockstarts guys are nuts.

[Thornes70]

Speaking of nuts - what's with that stat?

[Epyon MX]

From last night:

"You just hit a lawyer's car, dumbass!"

[Thornes70]

LOL a good reply to that:

"I just shot a lawyer in the face, dumbass!"

[Dark Alocer]

There are so many. Right off the top of my head, I can think of 3. The first one is obviously gonna be getting drunk. WKTT (the voice of the judge is "Double T in the Morning" for all you Fairly Odd Parents watchers). The last thing I can think of off the top of my head was a time when I was DEEP into the subway on foot, don't ask me why, I was............less than sober, and I came accrossed some homeless warming themselves by a fire. And there was actually an option to give them 10 dollars.

[Thornes70]

Oh, I've pushed people onto the subway tracks when there isn't a train, and a lot of the time, they'll just start walking up the tracks. Doesn't take long before SPLAT! Ahhh, I love this game...

[Nolimit4show]

Im not sure if this is funny to any body else but me, But when i usually have to go pick up somebody and i get out the cab and run towards them on foot, i sometimes run a little passed them but right before i get past them they start talking to me. As they do that they try to like run but end up looking at me and running backwards, but their legs like scurry real fast and while Bruice was talking and sounding pumped it just looked hilarious. Its one of those you got to see it to laugh. BTW sometimes Niko will do it when he is trying to get in a car but something is in the way (OR NOT) and he just backs up really fast over and over again.

I also think What the girls say when they're drunk is funny, always saying your a cheating sack of crap, and that i should just stick with the Whores i've been eyeing at the bar. Niko is always like JUST SHUT UP!

Also Carmen is a wierd freakin chick, and her health boosts dont do crap for me, But i do call Lawchick to clear my annoying 1 star wanted level all the time.

[The Milk Man 09]

One time she cleared a 5 star for me.

[Wallace Suka]

At the strip clyb, keep on paying the lady and you will get another one to join you in a lesbo kind of way. Niko ask the girls... "Are you two sisters, cousins perhaps?". Even thou one is white and the other is black and they look nothing alike.

[Ishmael]

I stole a car from this woman who started to run off. So I thought I'd have some fun and tie up some loose ends and run her over. Well I missed her. Then she decided to grow a pair and pulled me out of thhe car. Fortunately one of Liberty City's finest was on patrol and proceeded to shoot her to death. Police brutality at its finest.