GTA IV Things that make you laugh

[namehater]

brucie... thats all i need to say, that guy cracks my ass up!

also, to everybody that tried inviting me to the game the other night, were you guys all in the same room? who was hosting? i got 'unable to connect' was the room full maybe, because i checked my NAT later on and it showed that it was OPEN

[Thornes70]

"You ever notice, grandmas always smoke menthols?"

I about fell out of my chair when I heard that line. Also, the talk radio stations are a bust in the nutsack, too.

[The Milk Man 09]

Someone once pulled me back out of a car I once stole from them because I stopped to make a phone call and told me they were going to sodomize me after kicking my ass. Naturally I shot him in the face.

[Thornes70]

Naturally!

[Crippler]

Ok, here's a good one. I swear some chick said this after I plowed in to her car.
"Ouch! My cankles!" <----that's eff'd up

[supafreak]

Originally Posted by Thornes70

"You ever notice, grandmas always smoke menthols?"

I about fell out of my chair when I heard that line. Also, the talk radio stations are a bust in the nutsack, too.

Dude...I love listening to the talk radio stations. Last night they were busting on healthcare. There was a chick from a pharmaceutical sales company on the talk show as a guest. She was referring to an incident where she could have helped someone who was dying. She said she didn't help b/c she wanted to prove a point that the person should have health insurance and we shouldn't have to pay for her. So the guy on the radio shows says, " Well did she die"....to which the lady says, "Well yeah, but I think she got my point". I was rolling.

The tv shows and talk radio are a riot.

[Thornes70]

LOL I think Rockstar must be Dems from all the stuff they bring up, like dudes saying the prez is an asshole. God Bless Liberty City.

I've gotten into the habit of stopping a car in the middle of an intersection, then watch the fender benders happen. Eventually, the guy in the front car will get out and start a fight with the guy in the second car & I sit on the corner & watch. Then steal his car!

Another fun thing to do is to stop & grab a hotdog when you're being chased by cops. I tried to take Michelle to a strip club last night, but she was going on & on about my clothes, how I drove like a gangster, blah blah blah... So I started running into things to see if I could get her to fly through the windshield, but she just got scared & got out of the car, saying, "I guess I can see my own way home, you freak." Filthy whoa.

[Quo]

Originally Posted by Thornes70

I tried to take Michelle to a strip club last night, but she was going on & on about my clothes, how I drove like a gangster, blah blah blah... So I started running into things to see if I could get her to fly through the windshield, but she just got scared & got out of the car, saying, "I guess I can see my own way home, you freak." Filthy whoa.

I can't say I really want Michelle to stick around. What's she good for? Is there some perk coming that I'm unaware of? I've heard other women you date give perks like you can call them for health, etc...

This is kinda sick and twisted I guess, but I laughed out loud the other day when I was playing... was driving a Patriot around (you can't beat the toughness factor) and I head-oned a dude in some Chevy-looking vehicle. Did almost no damage to the Patriot, but it tore the crap out of the chevy and sent him flying through his windshield and onto my hood. His fat body rolled around on my hood for about a block and a half before it fell off...

I giggled.

[Thornes70]

Next time you get a four-star rating, try getting one of the cop's humvees - they're badass more than the Patriots! Damn Pay & Spray won't fix em up, though. Jeez, you can plow through traffic jams & overturn cars like they were gnats.

[Grenic]

The first few hours I played this game, I felt pretty bad, anytime I even nudged a pedestrian on the sidewalk, with my vehicle. Two nights ago, I was being chased by the PoPo, and was using sidewalks filled with pedestrians, to make my getaway! I chuckled to myself, as I watched all the bodies flying helter skelter, around my vehicle!

That same night, I also had a head on with a motorcylcle. I was driving a van. I laughed out loud, as I watched his body catapult from the bike, right into my windshield, and then bounce off up into the air, as I drove under him!

Good times... good times!

[Prophet0ne]

Has anyone ever watched the tv channel CNT? There is a show on there that sells knives and swords that I was watching the other night. The woman on that show was crackin my ass up. "..laser engrave your name on this knife like, Billy Joe, Bobby Sue, Sh*td*ck, it doesnt matter...." HAHAHAHA I was dying.

[The Milk Man 09]

My favorite shows are The Mens Room with Bas and Jeremy if you havent watched that yet do it, and then the space rangers one.

[SHIBUMI]

Not as hilarious as some of these others, but I got a laugh out of it...

Last night I stole a big rig - one of those big huge semi's (not an 18 wheeler though). Anyway - because they're soooooooo slow to start up, the fat trucker that I just stole it from started chasing after me. Well - I wanted to see how long he'd keep it up, so I kept giving it just enough gas to stay juuuust ahead of him. It was funny watching him to continue to chase after me - he'd stop and bend over huffing and puffing - I'd wait for him - he'd catch his breath and then start chasing me again. At one point he said something about "i haven't had this much exercise since" (and of course i don't remember since "what") - but still thought it was kinda funny.

Definitely amazing all of the little touches here and there in the game.