UrbanDictionary.com: 2times - A person who by nature is very competitive but inevitably always loses. (If I'm on your team, you have been fairly warned.)
Wonder - What I wanna know is what search phrase you typed in to find that video?!
Take a guess. I was walking through the streets of lovely Newark, a.k.a Brick City, and was thinking "Damn, it sure smells like dick out here." Then I had an idea for a song. I quickly grabbed a homeless man named Thomas and scribbled down some nonsensical lyrics while he did a human beatbox. Thomas suggested I check to see if someone had already produced a similar song. That's how I found this.
Or the dude in the office down the hall sent it to me, I forget.
i still remember 24 years ago a friend who was recently married but a dumb ass and was cheating on his wife. It got to the point that every time he came home she would do what was said in that video. So he had to always make sure he took a shower before coming home , and scrub it down good.
Fortunately they got divorced a few years later, he didn't deserve her especially with the way he treated her. She remarried and is still married to that man. My former friend on the other hand has been married at least three times now.
Wonder - What I wanna know is what search phrase you typed in to find that video?! 
