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[D_Litch]

Many years ago, I was suspended from school because of a situation similar to that. I was in Biology and was reading the new issue of Official Playstation Magazine I got in the mail the day before, and the teacher called on me to name some protein found in fish or something. Of course I had no clue what he was talking about, so I said "I have no clue". He, in a smartass tone said "Mr. Litchford, as entranced as you've been in that textbook, how can you not know the answer?". I said, without even thinking, "Because I've spent all of class imagining what would happen if I slammed my dick in the textbook. Because it would have to be more enjoyable than listening to you blather on for 20 more minutes".

As you might imagine, laughter erupted. I immediately did a mental face-palm, and came to the realization that what I just said, was not inner-monologue. But a very real dialog with the only teacher who's class I wasn't acing(as stupid as I may sound, I always did well in school). I was immediately thrown out of class and transferred(within the hour) to the other science teacher's class.

How that video story and my story are related? They aren't really, that just made me think of it.

[pickleL7]

Dude that was sweet Alpha

Not sure how to post vidWater Conservation PSA #1 from Nick Wiger

not safe for work NSFW

[AlphaQ GehaD]

The 2nd one with the guy jackin off was funny...but i didnt know people run water to try and drown out the sound of them taking a Duece!

Litch that story was funny, at my school it always got phsyical. I seen it happen to the poor english teacher, he was getting on some of the peoples nerves so one guy went to turn off the light and as soon as that happened the teacher stood up and started to yell "TURN THE LIGHT BACK ON NOW OR IM SENDING YOU TO THE PRIN..." **WHACK** **THUD**

Then the lights got turned back on and a HUGE hard cover dictionary was on the teacher's desk, (Which wasnt there before) and the teacher was bent over the table holding his chest in pain wheezing out "who threw that..."

Everything went bad after that, police came but it was time for lunch and even though the dumb officer told everyone to stay until we told them who did it we all just got up and left most saying, "Officer Sasser your trippin man, its lunch time and we're out."

I dont know what that has to do with your story or the video, but its a funny story...even though i felt for that teacher cause he was always cool to me.

[Stewii Griffin]

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[Prophet0ne]

I want that table. Good space saver.

[pickleL7]

Thanks Stewii

[supafreak]

I have a leather coin purse that works like that table.

[Peench]

WTF Stewii? That was random.

ps - please order me one of those tables. Thanks.

[AlphaQ GehaD]

Obviously when you search for flexible or stretch tables you also get contortionist videos. Which was pretty hot!

Lol, i laughed when i seen this video it brought back memories

CONKERS: Bad Fur Day (The Mighty Poo)

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Now the song plays in animation to Ed, Edd, & Eddy (great)

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Damn Nintendo took a rare dive on this game, For kids, I think not you "Scat Twat"

[AlphaQ GehaD]

The rumor that Donald Trump gave a waiter a $10,000 tip. We found the TRUTH!

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[Stewii Griffin]

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The New York Times > Log In

[AlphaQ GehaD]

HAHA thanks Stewii i wanted to know what people were laughing about when this was originally posted but it was down.

[pickleL7]

THE F-WORD
Do not watch if the F-WORDbugs you, or people around you.I love THE F-WORD

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[pickleL7]

Bad cell Phone

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[Epyon MX]

a little manic, but some pretty cool tricks:

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