NY Subways

[Wondermonkey]

They are great for so many things, and I'm a horrible person for even posting this, but this is from the Times Square subway stop underneath 42nd street. Stay until the end. When anyone tells you NY hates your children, you now have proof.

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[Quo]

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owwwwie. Just goes to show you that kids are always gonna cut loose at exactly the wrong time. Every time. hope the kid's ok... they're generally pretty flexible and resilient...

[WormholeXtreme]

Shouldn't the parent have been holding the childs hand?

[Wondermonkey]

Yes, holding her hand or on a leash. But you'd be surprised on much young'ns are running around the subway and on the cars. Parents think everyone thinks their kid is cute, doesn't realize it's only them, so they let them run around being adorable and touching your shit while you're on a packed train.

The other day, I got on a train to find a kid kneeling on the seat licking the window. His mother wasn't even watching him. I thought to myself that the kid has about 6 hours of life left after that. You don't even touch a subway window, let alone lick it.

Still, I like watching the breakdancers just kickin' it (no pun).

[Desi Cuse]

Funny Though

[ZoomZoom71]

Prolly not a scratch on the kid. Those little buggers are resilient!

[KEEZY]

Or people let their kids crawl around on the ground under the seats on the train. That kid from MonkeyJam must have been licking the floor because he was speaking in tongues.

[Swagger]

have you seen the mortal kombat version of this...well it ends in "BABEALITY!"
aha.

[Lord Sam]

I was going to post the video of the kid that got KO'd from the CSU spring football scrimage, but...well...I never really figure out how to do it. Anyways, the kid was ok, just a headful of stitches, and the parents paraded him around like a hero. Cool, that the kid was ok, but man those are some irresponsible parents.

[AlphaQ GehaD]

HAHA lmao, Dude its Wrong to laugh, But That was Hilarious looking. I feel sorry for the kid, Mad at the Parent, Bad for the Guy who kicked the kid cause he probably feels Bad too.

But DAMN, That was like perfect timing and I keep pausing it and the kid looks like a Ragdoll in the Air. IT was like Southparks "Kick the Baby!". I even Think i seen someone Flash a Photo when the kid was kicked.

If you watch and pause closely you will see that the kid Basically got lifted off the Ground because the Leg went under his/hers left Arm and Then the Baby got Flung and flipped. The landing probably hurt the most, That guy lifted like 20 -25 pounds on that Flip kick. The crazy part is He RAn backwards and the baby ran forward and perfect times and the Baby Was looking back as soon as it happened.

Thats messed up but nonetheless

[MadBryan]

Dang, you'd think it was the Zapruder film the way you broke it down. Back and to the left....Back and to the left

[Joe Sacto]

Originally Posted by Swagger

have you seen the mortal kombat version of this...well it ends in "BABEALITY!"
aha.

Haha nice!

[BrewCityUpstart]

Haha! That was awesome!

I'm all for kids licking subway windows. It builds up thier immune system.

[Crippler]

Wonder is just remembering back to the days in his parachute pants breaking under Times Square doing the worm.

No way the little runt should have gotten that far from the parents. In NYC and in the subway no less. Hell no.

[AZRaiderH8r]

Originally Posted by MadBryan

Dang, you'd think it was the Zapruder film the way you broke it down. Back and to the left....Back and to the left