 | | 
09-08-2008, 09:59 AM
|
#1 (permalink)
| | PGL Z-Day Survivor
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lambertville, NJ Age: 32 | Man breaks into home, rubs spices on men, whacks one with 8" sausage, then flees...
leaving his wallet behind. Quote: Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack
FRESNO, California (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.
He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.
The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
| via CNN. | |
__________________
| 
| 
Share with:     | |
09-08-2008, 10:04 AM
|
#2 (permalink)
| | PGL Softcore Admin
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Nazareth, PA Age: 35 | OK. That is totally weird. | |
__________________
| 
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 10:20 AM
|
#3 (permalink)
| | Hard Core Lobbyist
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: broken arrow, ok Age: 27 | i guess it wasnt the perfect crime afterall... back to the drawing board! | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 10:35 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
| | PGL Event Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Hendersonville, North Carolina Age: 40 | I talked to Peench just an hour ago... he swears he thought the whole thing was just another dream. | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 01:37 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
| | PGL Resident Browncoat
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| This is even better than the BBQ sauce wearing, conspiracy theorist from a few months back  | |
__________________
 "Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone." | |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 01:45 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
| | The OG Picklesickle
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kinston Wa Age: 35 | Bullshit...8 inches | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 01:50 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
| | PGL Event Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Hendersonville, North Carolina Age: 40 | Quote:
Originally Posted by pickleL7  Bullshit...8 inches | That's pretty funny... I hadn't thought about the fact that the media is making sure everyone knows the exact length of the sausage. I guess size does matter... | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 02:01 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
| | Living the Lobby Life
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: C Falls, MT Age: 30 PSN ID: whats a playstation
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Quo That's pretty funny... I hadn't thought about the fact that the media is making sure everyone knows the exact length of the sausage. I guess size does matter... | | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 02:38 PM
|
#10 (permalink)
| | On the Dance Floor
Join Date: May 2008 Age: 37 | That was no sausage. | |
__________________
Frustration begins at the point you expect to not suck. Lower your expectations. www.lemediocrity.net | |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 05:03 PM
|
#11 (permalink)
| | Aka Nolimit4show
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NorCal East Bay Age: 23 PSN ID: Chyeeaaah right
Wii ID: I call it Hank...
| Quote:
Originally Posted by KEEZY | Attack of Greased up Deaf guy eh?!
Yeah, Fresno hosts some weird ish from time to time, I just want to know what the guy was thinking...rubbing spices on somebody then bitchslapping the other dude wit a 8 inch sausage. I wonder if the spices and sausage was his or if he stole that too.
(2 days later the neighbor from down the block reports that her meat tenderizer and aged 8 inch summer sausage is missing, domestic abuse ensues after husband finds out he has no meat to eat) | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-08-2008, 09:25 PM
|
#12 (permalink)
| | PGL Founder
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 36 PSN ID: Peench
Wii ID: 5757 7273 0641 1996
| I'm gonna have to call my buddy up in Fresno - he's a DDA up there. I want the inside scoop on this one. Wait a second, he's a member here. I'm gonna get him to log in and explain this one! | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-09-2008, 02:51 PM
|
#13 (permalink)
| | Aka Nolimit4show
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NorCal East Bay Age: 23 PSN ID: Chyeeaaah right
Wii ID: I call it Hank...
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Peench I'm gonna have to call my buddy up in Fresno - he's a DDA up there. I want the inside scoop on this one. Wait a second, he's a member here. I'm gonna get him to log in and explain this one! | Any word yet?  | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-09-2008, 03:40 PM
|
#14 (permalink)
| | Hard Core Lobbyist
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Age: 25 | Sounds like something from PGL PAX 08. | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-09-2008, 08:03 PM
|
#15 (permalink)
| | In the VIP Room
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL Age: 38 | Ok what spices did this guy Vazquez use? Paprika? Oregano? Bay Leaves? Complete Seasoning? Any food connoisseur would require clarification from the article on this... | |
__________________
| |
|
Share with: | |
09-11-2008, 12:52 PM
|
#16 (permalink)
| | On the List
Join Date: Dec 2007 Wii ID: 0909 8567 5715 7417
| Hey folks!! I am the "friend" that Peench mentioned who works up here in Fresno. Our office is/was handling the case. The guy arrested on the case was released and no charges were filed pending further investigation. The case was returned to the sheriffs dept for follow up investigation.
Now, as to what the hell this is??? I have no clue, this is probably the weirdest thing I have ever seen. I have not seen a copy of the report but people are talking about it, as you can well imagine. Apparently, this house is full of people and the suspect actually woke one of the people up while entering. When confronted, the suspect just put his finger up to his lips and shhhhhhhhhed him. The guy went back to sleep thinking he was just another person that was supposed to be in the house.
For those that are keeping track, the spice used was Pappy's seasoning...which is freaking delicious on tri-tips. My best guess is that this guy is obviously a cannibal. He was simply preparing the two victims for a nice latin/german fusion dinner. While Pappy's does work best on tri-tip, it can be just as tasty when used on humans. As for smacking the guy with his 8 inch sausage, that is a time honored technique for tenderizing the meat (probably to prepare it for more pappy's).
Unfortunately, the weapon was eaten by a dog in the case (seriously). So no sausage was found at the scene. This means the actual length was never confirmed and given a guys tendency to lie about what an 8 inch sausage looks like, the eyewitness testimony is suspect. Destruction of evidence always makes a case weaker and this one is no exception.
Although the suspect is alleged to have taken $900, he was nice enough to leave his own wallet and identification at the scene. When he was arrested, he was wearing his boxers and a tank top.
In the business, we have one word to describe someone like this: 5150.
Hope that sheds some light on this issue and a) no this does not happen often, b) not EVERYONE is a cannibal in fresno, c) we do love our pappy's seasoning.
Last edited by panther5150 : 09-11-2008 at 05:46 PM.
| | | |
|
Share with: | |
09-11-2008, 01:14 PM
|
#17 ( | |
