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07-25-2008, 12:19 PM
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| | PGL Event Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Hendersonville, North Carolina Age: 40 | My Dad sent me this...
in one of those emails that's been passed around. Pretty hilarious, but I had to get past the ewww factor of getting it from one of my parents.  You would think I'd be over that by now... Quote: Pfizer Announcement
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a softdrink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:MOUNT & DO.Thought for the day:There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. | | |
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07-25-2008, 12:44 PM
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| | In the VIP Room
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL Age: 38 | What will they think of next??? Nice find Quo!!! | |
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07-25-2008, 12:47 PM
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| | PGL Z-Day Survivor
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lambertville, NJ Age: 32 |
That's why I don't tell the pregamelobby in Halo 3 that I'm going to get a stiff one anymore. Last time I did that I got 6 friend requests. | |
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07-25-2008, 12:49 PM
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| | The OG Picklesickle
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kinston Wa Age: 35 | Quo,stop telling your dad about your problems man....its time to grow up | |
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07-25-2008, 12:50 PM
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| | Aka Nolimit4show
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NorCal East Bay Age: 23 PSN ID: Chyeeaaah right
Wii ID: I call it Hank...
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It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a softdrink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
| HAHAHAHA, Classic.
Your pops is funny, He thought of you after he read the last sentence Quote: |
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
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07-25-2008, 02:05 PM
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| | Hard Core Lobbyist
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Kalamazoo Michigan Age: 19 | Thats a nice friendly way to start a chain letter instead of saying if you dont send this to 30 people I will come shoot you in the face. | |
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07-25-2008, 05:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Vancouver, Wa. Age: 38 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Wondermonkey 
That's why I don't tell the pregamelobby in Halo 3 that I'm going to get a stiff one anymore. Last time I did that I got 6 friend requests. | ...Was one of them "Gayboy?"
Man, I had to send this to my dad, and told him to order a case. funny stuff. | |
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07-26-2008, 07:16 AM
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| | Booze n' Bagpipes
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Milwaukistan, WI Age: 31 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Wondermonkey
That's why I don't tell the pregamelobby in Halo 3 that I'm going to get a stiff one anymore. Last time I did that I got 6 friend requests. |  | |
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