WTF Washington state law. Is this because of Pickle?

[Stewii Griffin]

Top Ten WTF? US Sex Laws - Top 10s

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

[D_Litch]

Are these for real? How would they know if my lights were on? They seem fake, but who knows.

[Justintiime]

stupid virginia laws

[lovekeiiy]

they're usually real. They're just really old laws that have never been removed. They're in the really dusty books in the law school libraries.

[Prophet0ne]

Another good Washington State law is, "A person can not beat their donkey on their front lawn."

[kingsfan2099]

I guess you were right pickle about the 35 pound sheep....huh...who knew...

[dmiller68]

Here are a few others...

Washington Stupid laws

All lollipops are banned.

A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

It’s illegal in Wilbur to ride an ugly horse. Fine? $300.

There is/was a law on the books in Washington state that stated that a motorcar driven at night must be preceded by something like 100 yards by a man carrying a lantern…

In Seattle it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

Also in Seattle it is illegal for a woman to sit on a man’s lap on a bus unless there is a pillow between them.

It is still an offense in Washington state to pretend your parents are rich.

[D_Litch]

Originally Posted by dmiller68

In Seattle it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

Crap. This after I just spent the last week prepping the holster for my 6' 2" Final Fantasy replica sword. I was planning on bringing it to Picklejam.

[lovekeiiy]

Just don't try to hide it. As long as there is no law against replica swords, you be all pimp like that.

[DeputyDogg1985]

Originally Posted by Stewii Griffin

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Thank god they don't enforce this.

[AlphaQ GehaD]

Originally Posted by dmiller68

Here are a few others...

Washington Stupid laws

All lollipops are banned.

A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

It’s illegal in Wilbur to ride an ugly horse. Fine? $300.

There is/was a law on the books in Washington state that stated that a motorcar driven at night must be preceded by something like 100 yards by a man carrying a lantern…

In Seattle it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

Also in Seattle it is illegal for a woman to sit on a man’s lap on a bus unless there is a pillow between them.

It is still an offense in Washington state to pretend your parents are rich.

Thus, Laws where made to be laughed at and broken.

And Ugly Horse...Lmao

Six foot weapon, bet no Arabs with RPGS live there, only Nerds who love rpgs will get in trouble.

[Thornes70]

Here's one for ya:

It is against the law to display a hypnotized person in a store window, it’s also illegal to display an allegedly hypnotized person.