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[Wondermonkey]

Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.

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[KEEZY]

Clearly this guy is an idiot.

Everyone knows you use mayonnaise if you want to be concealed from the government.

[Quo]

Whew. What the heck are you people doing up there in Wisconsin?

I think he was hiding from Texans... no self respecting Texan would go near BBQ sauce. It's all about the meat, baby.

(That's what she said...)

[D_Litch]

I hear it exfoliates the skin.

[lovekeiiy]

he must have moved to Wisconsin. No Wisconsinian would use BBQ. It's all about the hot cheese. Who needs KY when there is cheese whiz, LOL.

[BrewCityUpstart]

HA! Thats pretty damn funny. I like how its the crazies that are always hiding from the feds.. Maybe there really is something in the sauce- afterall, the government didnt find him, the homeowners did

[NuclearCujo]

Remember, your not crazy if they really are out to get you!!!!