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06-06-2008, 05:54 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tazewell TN Age: 30 | Random Q & A thread.
I'll kick things off with the first random Q and anyone who knows can give the A.
Q. At night if I open my front door with the ouside light on @ least 4 or 5 moths get in my house. So where do they go when the sun comes up? Im guessing a nice cool place in the shade. I wish the lil jerks would get confused and fly tward the sun, I mean its way more bright than my porch light. So there is my question. Where do moths go in the day? | |
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06-06-2008, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lambertville, NJ Age: 32 | A: Most species of Moths are nocturnal, so they usually find a cool dark place to sleep during the day (like your closet). Some suspect they do community service during the daytime hours, but I'm just not buying it.
Q: Why the hell hasn't anyone made a peanut butter jar that opens from both top AND the bottom? I'm so sick of wasting peanut butter from having it spread all over my knuckles trying to get those last bits out. | |
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06-06-2008, 09:31 AM
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| | Lobby Regular
 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Terrace Bay, ON (eh!) Age: 38 | A: The last little bit of PB in a jar is your entertainment... let the dog lick the rest out!
Q: Why don't they put a magnetic strip reader on the top and bottom of the slot, where you insert your bank card into a bank machine? This way, you wouldn't have to spend 15 mins, trying to translate the insertion diagram into real life. | |
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06-06-2008, 09:54 AM
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| | PGL Resident Browncoat
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| A: It is a fact that 63% of all auto accidents on parkways stem from drivers pondering about that question. Without those accidents, it would just be a street.
Q: Why aren't more things served with gravy? I have never eaten anything that gravy couldn't have made better. | |
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06-06-2008, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jamestown, NY Age: 21 | A: Litch likes to answer an already answered question because he has eaten too much gravy, thus making him a lunatic. Too much gravy = lunacy. Case and point why more things are not served with gravy.
Q: If a tree falls in the woods and no one heard it, did it really make a sound? | |
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06-06-2008, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| A: Yes. The sun gods are always listening...
Q: If a fat girl falls in the wood, and no one is around. Do the trees laugh? | |
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06-06-2008, 10:26 AM
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| | Frequents the Champagne Room
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jamestown, NY Age: 21 |
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Originally Posted by D_Litch  If a fat girl falls in the wood, and no one is around. Do the trees laugh? | Two words: HA HA! | |
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06-06-2008, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Austin, TX Age: 25 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Prophet0ne A: This is the only form of entertainment security has while watching the footage. Why would you want to take that away from them?
Q: Why is it that you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? I'm mean c'mon...really. | Driveways were never meant to be parked on. They were meant to take you to a stable. However, as more and more people bought and built homes without stables, and without garages, people would park on their driveways.
In the early days of driving, the government was trying to convince more people to buy cars and drive. One way they did this was by beautifying the roads like planting trees and flowers on the roadside like a park. Hence parkway. | |
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06-06-2008, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tazewell TN Age: 30 | Q: Why do men have nipples?[/quote]
ha ha ha ha, Thats a great question! As the old saying goes there as useless as tits on a boar hog, ha ha. Ok I dont have the answer to your question but I had to post because that is some wierd funny stuff keez | |
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06-06-2008, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tazewell TN Age: 30 | Quote:
Originally Posted by Epyon MX Driveways were never meant to be parked on. They were meant to take you to a stable. However, as more and more people bought and built homes without stables, and without garages, people would park on their driveways.
In the early days of driving, the government was trying to convince more people to buy cars and drive. One way they did this was by beautifying the roads like planting trees and flowers on the roadside like a park. Hence parkway. | you are so wise. Your like pgl's own lil buddha. | |
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06-06-2008, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| A: For pinching.
Q: Why do people poop? | |
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06-06-2008, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sterling Heights, MI Age: 39 | "i've got nipples Greg, can ya milk me?"
A. Because thats the best time to get some reading in
Q. Do birds fly upside down at night? | |
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06-06-2008, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jacksonville, FL Age: 37 | Wow, this thread almost has some potential. Nice 'A', Epyon.
A. No, most birds are sleeping at night. (that's just a guess.)
Q. Why do they call it a 'QWERTY' keyboard, when the resting position is 'asdfjkl;'? | |
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06-06-2008, 06:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| A: Because the keys at the top-left corner spell out 'QWERTY'.
Q: What type of person is easier to steal from: The elderly, or children. | |
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06-06-2008, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jacksonville, FL Age: 37 | A. Children, because you never know when you're robbing an ex-Marine accustomed to hand-to-hand combat.
Q. Why do people FW FW's? | |
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