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06-07-2008, 01:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| A: Because your wife is in the other room, singing to Rock Band.
Q: Why does "Diet Dark Chocolate Cherry Dr. Pepper" exist? | |
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06-07-2008, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Kalamazoo Michigan Age: 19 | A: Because I am totally hittin that.
Q: Why do drive up ATM's have brail keys and headphone jacks? | |
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06-11-2008, 10:58 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 36 PSN ID: Peench
Wii ID: 5757 7273 0641 1996
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Originally Posted by The Milk Man 09  A: Because I am totally hittin that.
Q: Why do drive up ATM's have brail keys and headphone jacks? |
A: Because without them the blind wouldn't be able to listen to the hottest new tunes from their favorite bands.
Q: Why do people using a wired "hands free kit" (like the one below) hold their cell phone in one hand and the microphone up to their mouth in the other?  | |
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06-12-2008, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Age: 25 | A: Because they don't know where to put their phone down at without it sliding in their car and pulling the jack out. Also, they're afraid the mic won't pick up their voice unless they hold it up to their mouth.
Q: Why are there two red stripes around the neck of a bowling pin? | |
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06-12-2008, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lynchburg, Va PSN ID: D_Litch
Wii ID: 7729 0303 2212 9513
| A: They are communist markings. "In Russian, the ball knocks down you!"
Q: Why can't the people at Starbucks just let me say "Large"? I feel like a tool saying "Venti". | |
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06-12-2008, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Kalamazoo Michigan Age: 19 | A: Because they are A-holes and it makes them feel artsy.
Q: Why do birds always have to crap on my truck? | |
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06-12-2008, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Age: 25 | A: So you got my message then? Sweet.
(Joke)
Q: Is Steven Speilberg's era of making some of the greatest movies of all time over? | | | |
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06-12-2008, 01:42 PM
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#29 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: broken arrow, ok Age: 27 | A: yes, because Will Ferrel doesnt do Speilberg and everynody knows Will is the future of movies
Q: why do they call them 'Permanent Markers' when they arent truly permanent? | |
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06-12-2008, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 36 PSN ID: Peench
Wii ID: 5757 7273 0641 1996
| A: Because nothing in life is permanent but death.
Q: Why am I so effing tired right now? | |
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06-13-2008, 05:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Kalamazoo Michigan Age: 19 | A: Someone slipped you some roofies.
Q: Why do cable providers have to be such A-Holes? | |
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06-13-2008, 06:28 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: broken arrow, ok Age: 27 | A: because they hate americans
Q: why dont we do away with the penny? | |
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06-13-2008, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 36 PSN ID: Peench
Wii ID: 5757 7273 0641 1996
| A: Nostalgia.
Q: Why is "natural spring water" a good marketing tool? Aren't natural springs full of fish crap and stuff? | |
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06-13-2008, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Age: 25 | A: Anything sounds better than processed lake water. Can you imagine if they put that on the bottle?
Q: Why was PGL down this morning? | |
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06-13-2008, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Hendersonville, North Carolina Age: 40 | A: No one mentioned Oil & Gas, Politics, or Religion for 3 hours. The site didn't know what to do and imploded.
Q: By now everyone knows about the tattoo of a baby chick on Keezy's left buttocks. But what does it commemorate? | |
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