Finally, a REAL running mate....

[Lord LouDog]

Hillary considers General Zod as running mate
Posted 5/30/2008 1:27 PM CDT
In a startling manuever aimed at clinching the Democratic Presidential nomination, sources indicate that Hillary Clinton and General Zod are talking seriously about an alliance.
General Zod has been running an active grass roots independent campaign for the Presidency, but acknowledges that he has faced challenges getting his message out.
That may well change if this partnership materializes.

General Zod brings a robust form of executive management style as a running mate. From his campaign website:

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

Inside the beltway General Zod is known to have what some call a "fanatical" following, which would assure that Hillary Clinton garnered the support that many say are necessary to her bid for the White House.
Privately, the Obama and McCain campaign have denounced the prospect of a Clinton-Zod ticket, saying it is both premature and unholy. They point to the struggles between Zod and Superman as evidence of questionable motives of General Zod for world domination.
The McCain camp believes he will favor a drawdown of American troops in Iraq which is "tantamount to surrender", while the Obama campaign points to his dangerous unilateral tendencies as something the American people "cannot afford".


Rumors have surfaced that the Obama camp has secured several pieces of the fabled "kryptonite", ostensibly for use against General Zod - though they admit privately that a United Nations Resolution would be required for its usage.
Already a number of potential campaign material has been found on the Internet.


Clinton is expected to make a joint appearance with General Zod sometime earlier next week, just after the Rules Comittee ruling which many believe will result in many super delegates coming out to support Senator Obama.
Will this partnership create a landslide of super delegates switching to Senator Clinton? This is both Clinton, and General Zod's hopes. General Zod is said to already be flying to the homes of super delegates, we can only guess if he is compelling them to kneel before him.
A link to the General Zod campaign website: Zod 2008 - General Zod - 2008 Presidential Candidate
Hopefully this will end democrat in-fighting....

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[Thornes70]

Zod rocks.

[BrewCityUpstart]

Hahahaha!

[Lord Sam]

Kneel before Zod!

[Wallace Suka]

I'll kneel before Zod. He wants Universal health care, ordering us to start buying US made products, get rid of foreign debt, and get rid of Congress.
Now, that is a great leader.

[Wondermonkey]

I love that picture of the dude kneeling before the widescreen TV! As long as he supports High Definition Worship, I'm in!

[Lord Geoff]

Nice!

[BrewCityUpstart]

Originally Posted by Wallace Suka

I'll kneel before Zod. He wants Universal health care, ordering us to start buying US made products, get rid of foreign debt, and get rid of Congress.
Now, that is a great leader.

The government can't even get the DMV working right and the other government programs- you're gonna trust them with what brain surgeon they set you up with?? You're out of you're effin mind!

[Thornes70]

Actually, you'll still be able to go to any brain surgeon your sickazz mind chooses. They aren't telling you what doctor you can go to (which, by the way, is what most health care insurance programs offer you now).

Zod would just melt you with his heat vision, old skool style anyway.

[Justintiime]

I've never heard of this Zod guy before.

[Wallace Suka]

Originally Posted by Thornes70

Actually, you'll still be able to go to any brain surgeon your sickazz mind chooses. They aren't telling you what doctor you can go to (which, by the way, is what most health care insurance programs offer you now).

Zod would just melt you with his heat vision, old skool style anyway.

What he said. Zod does care about the lives of his workforce. Without us, he would make less than one hundred countries put together. Do not let this happen. Support Zod and join the winning side. Zod will rid the world of war. After all, he is the real one-man army. Unlike a certain foreign alien named Niko.

[Thornes70]

Niko is a wuss. And a Libertarian to boot.

[AlphaQ GehaD]

SHIT, He's takin over the US and A as well now, Time to get my Middle-Eastern/Creole ass outta here!

See you only on Sunday Night Shadowruns (where ill still be running)!

[AlphaQ GehaD]

Originally Posted by Thornes70

Actually, you'll still be able to go to any brain surgeon your sickazz mind chooses. They aren't telling you what doctor you can go to (which, by the way, is what most health care insurance programs offer you now).

Zod would just melt you with his heat vision, old skool style anyway.

I offer this in individual PPO with Extended Pharmacy care...No generic Meds for my clients. NO WATSONS JUST VICADIN!

[Thornes70]

LOL I get all my meds from Canada, and I gots me a doctor that works out of a van down by the river, so I'm set.