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Originally Posted by pickleL7
How the hell did you get that trumpets?
now thats gross
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What?
"...get that, (Singular), trumpets?"(Pleural)
I don’t even know how to respond.
I guess I got that “trumpets” when my Uncle-Dad got it from his Uncle-Dad who got it from some guy in Jersey named Poundup or something who held him captive in an underground bunker, (they’re all over in Jersey apparently), for several months. After several sexual encounters with someone dressed as Batman, he escaped and took with him the only possession allowed to him while in that dark and hellish place, a trumpets. Shortly after Grandpa-Uncle-Dad took his own life when scandalous photos of him and a pig in a tutu surfaced. Before he left this world he was gracious enough to will his one prized possession to my Uncle-Dad, the trumpets was passed on. An unfortunate badger mauling left Uncle-Dad without lips and thus he was unable to play the trumpets as a normal person would. He refined the art of “ass trumpets” and brought it to the main stream through the wonder that is the internet. After several successful sold out shows, the ass trumpets popularity had reached its ceiling and has, as of this day, become a virtually unknown musical style. Uncle-Dad has gone into retirement but not before passing the knowledge of the ass trumpets on to his nephew-son. Several years have passed since good ‘ol Uncle-Dad gave me that trumpets and I’ve managed to get the funds together to finally open a school teaching the ass trumpets to people, although we mainly cater to under privileged children and the homeless. Donations are welcome.
If anyone is interested in private lessons feel free to PM me.
