Gears for the ages

[Sugar Jack]

Aged actually, but after all the hooplah on the message talkies here I figured I’d try out this game because the advertisement showed a man fighting something that looked like my third wife, with a damn sad song in the background. I figure it couldn’t be all bad. Esther wasn’t, although the justice system seemed to think so. No way she could have killed all those folks like they say though, just no way. Anyways, as a tribute to Esther, I thought I’d give this one the what now.

We don’t have any fancy connection to the interweb so I can’t play with anyone else. Thankfully too, cause I’m god awful at this game. I thought maybe it was just from the coffin varnish, but after I came round, I was still equally terrible, although I’m sure the giggle water wasn’t helping none.

I’d like to hit on all sixes in this video game, but can’t seem to get the chainsaw to work correctly. I keep my finger on the red button like it’s a choice bit of calico, but nothing seems to work. Suggestions?

[Crippler]

What chapter are you currently on? The chainsaw doesn't come into play until the second.

[Peench]

Good point Cripp. Also, if someone is shooting you while you are trying to chainsaw, your chainsaw will dip and you will have to try again.

[ProPain]

you also have to pull the right trigger to chop ole Esther to bites.

[Crippler]

Originally Posted by ProPain

you also have to pull the right trigger to chop ole Esther to bites.

No trigger needed. The right trigger just revs the puppy up. The chainsaw will automatically start with the chopping once you're close enough with the B button held down.

[KEEZY]

Yeah... I JUST figured that out too. I've grown up playing games, and didn't realize that, so don't feel bad SJ.

[Wondermonkey]

Originally Posted by KEEZY

Yeah... I JUST figured that out too. I've grown up playing games, and didn't realize that, so don't feel bad SJ.

That would imply that you've grown up. Don't lie.

[Fragmintz]

Hey - my wife's name is Esther - Sugar: are we married to the same spider demon?

[KEEZY]

[Justintiime]

Originally Posted by Sugar Jack

Aged actually, but after all the hooplah on the message talkies here I figured I’d try out this game because the advertisement showed a man fighting something that looked like my third wife, with a damn sad song in the background. I figure it couldn’t be all bad. Esther wasn’t, although the justice system seemed to think so. No way she could have killed all those folks like they say though, just no way. Anyways, as a tribute to Esther, I thought I’d give this one the what now.

We don’t have any fancy connection to the interweb so I can’t play with anyone else. Thankfully too, cause I’m god awful at this game. I thought maybe it was just from the coffin varnish, but after I came round, I was still equally terrible, although I’m sure the giggle water wasn’t helping none.

I’d like to hit on all sixes in this video game, but can’t seem to get the chainsaw to work correctly. I keep my finger on the red button like it’s a choice bit of calico, but nothing seems to work. Suggestions?

keep at the game...it took me awhile to get used to it!

Im pretty surprised at the number of older folks that are playing video games nowadays! Ive been on message forums for Prey and a few other games and they all have older folks that are playing and I think thats great!

-Justin

[Fragmintz]

Originally Posted by KEEZY

LOL - nice ... she is mad smart too! Being a big ol brain-spider and all. ...

[KEEZY]

I am in no way insulting your lady... that picture just popped into my head when you said "spider demon".