My in-depth GoW commentary.

[Prophet0ne]

That is all.

[Wondermonkey]

Is that Pickle? It looks a bit like him. I wish I had my box back, I've actually been fiending to play some Gears lately.

[Prophet0ne]

Jump in Wonder. Sorry to hear about the box man.

[2Times]

Prophet, you can be my host any day.

[D_Litch]

Host Lancer, host shotgun, host torque bow, host grenades, host chainsaw, host pistol, host roady-run, and host tits are what's wrong with America.

[WILTRON]

****ing host giving Pickle "The Business".

[kingsfan2099]

Great insight Ptone....and very accurate...

[Peench]

I wanna be host.

[WILTRON]

Here's my latest commentary:

You're all to ****ing good at this game. I die a little inside each night I spend running around the maps killing no one and eating your torque bows.

My ::frustrated silence:: is becoming the rule rather than the exception. While Pickle was kind enough to point out my signature, there's a point at which your expections can go no lower. It's getting to a point where I'm starting to get turned off by my favorite game because it's becoming more rage-inducing than fun (and I'm pretty mellow by nature).

Not that it's any of your faults. Good for you and your skills. I either have to step it up or give it up.

*I'm just venting. I'm sure things will turn around for me ... someday*

[Prophet0ne]

This game can bring out the worst in people WIL. I feel ya' though. A few nights of low kill counts and 12 year old snipers can really ruin it for ya'. Don't give up man. When that crap gets to you just remember your in a room with friends and venting is generally accepted.

[Quo]

Originally Posted by WILTRON

...It's getting to a point where I'm starting to get turned off by my favorite game because it's becoming more rage-inducing than fun (and I'm pretty mellow by nature).

Not that it's any of your faults. Good for you and your skills. I either have to step it up or give it up.

Wil, maybe I should hop on for a bit and make you feel better. I get totally run over in Gears. Well, in most games really. I guess I shouldn't make a distinction...

I've been there, know how you feel. We should get a "we suck" room together.

[Wondermonkey]

This is why I'm weary to pick it back up. While I haven't been playing, everyone else has been perfecting their bullshit roll+shotguninstadeathmonkeytorturemove.

But, I still remember the days that Gears of Orange held their own during a match, and Crippler's silent assassin ass would destroy you all. That thought alone keeps me thinking I could still do it.

[Quo]

Originally Posted by Wondermonkey

But, I still remember the days that Gears of Orange held their own during a match, and Crippler's silent assassin ass would destroy you all. That thought alone keeps me thinking I could still do it.

Yeah, those were the days... Wonder and Keezy chattering away, and me trying to keep up and not get killed -- maybe pick someone off as they rolled around a corner after the ever aggressive Keezles ran out in the open -- when suddenly there was silence and an unknown number of kills.

I took cover and waited. "Am I the only one left?" I asked. "Hello."

Nothing.

"Crippler?"

several seconds pass...

"Yeah," in this low Clint-Eastwood grumble. But nothing else. Ever.

Crippler works alone.