PGL WAR I Smackdown, Smacktalk, and all other issues

[Quo]

This will be the official trash-talk thread, as well as a great place to ask any questions about the PGL War.

Let me be the first to say that the Blue Army is going down.

Orange rules. OOMPA... 'nuff said.

[dmiller68]

Originally Posted by Quo

This will be the official trash-talk thread, as well as a great place to ask any questions about the PGL War.

Let me be the first to say that the Blue Army is going down.

Orange rules. OOMPA... 'nuff said.

I'm not sure what you are smoken but I hope your whole team isn't smoking it or we will have this rapped up in one week instead of 3.

[Epyon MX]

Peench, as our most esteemed and inimitable leader, will you regail us, your lowly subordinates, with an awe-inspiring speech; one that will make our courage soar (not that we need courage when facing off against those Oranges) and our bullets even deadlier?

And when shall we begin planning for our glorious victory over Orange? Those villianous Oranges may be short, and be suffering from Carotenodermia, but they are rumoured--I must emphasize that it is only a rumour--to be wily.

[NuclearCujo]

To the Orange team... "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain Heals, Chicks dig scars, Glory lasts forever".... Lets kick the peeholes off the map.

[Wondermonkey]

Originally Posted by Quo

I refuse to refer to you as anything other than General Fancy Pants now.

[KingAndyXVII]

Could someone post a full list of who is on what team.

Blue army you are going down, you might aswell not show up, unless you like the feeling of humiliation, defeat and bullets in your ass.

[Quo]

The lists are up in the Announcements Thread but it won't hurt to re-post them here!

General Peench's Army of the Blue
Aetherhole
BronxBomber 25
ClinicallyProven
Dmiller68
Epyon MX
Grife
Hufn8or
LightningStryke
Mooseman
Onoman
Peench
Serren
Swasagon
TGC Swagger
Wondermonkey2k
Woundup
ZoomZoom71

General Keezy's Army of the Orange
AZRaiderH8er
B Lars
Crankbait66
DLitch 1991
Dolfan
Elite Ronnie
Grenic
JMan25
Keezy
Manwich3000
NuclearCujo
Propain812
Quo
Schlickabod
Unseen X Shadow
Vidguy
Wood Ghost

[KingAndyXVII]

Never mind i found it.

blue army have bronxbomber and swagger..... what is up with that ?!?
and epyon and wondermonkey....

i'd have to say that general peench's drafting skills are better then general keezy's......... and his teamkilling skills.

ah well i have faith in our almighty orange leader, he will guide us to victory over the evil blue drafting genius known as peench.

[KingAndyXVII]

how do we decide who goes allies and who goes axis, i say that if you control a map you get first choice of which side to be, and if the map is open.....i dunno.

[Quo]

Chin up soldier! Rule 1: Never let them see you sweat!

Seriously though... if the teams are lopsided, we'll make adjustments. Everyone's on the same page here, we all want this to be competitive and fun. It's no fun getting smeared, so both sides have agreed to do what's necessary in the case of an obvious romp.

If one side starts running away with it, there will be a prisoner exchange program enacted.

The teams aren't that unfair... I mean, they're saddled with Woundup. And Swagger's a Girl. And dangit, we've got old-skool skillz-- Cujo and B Lars.

PLUS, look at their names. Aether, Wound Up, clinicallyproven? Sounds like a trip to a sterile environment. We've got an international contingent. Brits, Americans, friggin' hardcore Canadians. We've got old guys and young guns, rednecks, shadows, ghosts...

The only thing I fear is that after the first battle they'll be asking us for our Canadians, to make it more fair.

[ZoomZoom71]

Originally Posted by Unseen x Shadow

blue army have bronxbomber and swagger..... what is up with that ?!?
and epyon and wondermonkey....

i'd have to say that general peench's drafting skills are better then general keezy's......... and his teamkilling skills.

Let the whining commence....

[Quo]

Originally Posted by Unseen x Shadow

how do we decide who goes allies and who goes axis, i say that if you control a map you get first choice of which side to be, and if the map is open.....i dunno.

Good question. It's addressed in the description on the Announcement, but I'll clarify here.

Each week, each army will have the opportunity to attack a territory that is open, or is held by the opposition. Whenever your army is attacking a territory, you play as the Axis. When you defend a territory, you play as Allies.

The Allies supposedly clearly have the superior weapon set, thus it's fair that they will have better weapons for defending.

As far as open maps go, it really doesn't matter. If you attack any map, you're the aggressor. You're Axis. Since we had an odd number of maps i left one map uncolored. (We may be getting another free map soon, from what I hear)

[KingAndyXVII]

Originally Posted by Quo

Chin up soldier! Rule 1: Never let them see you sweat!

Seriously though... if the teams are lopsided, we'll make adjustments. Everyone's on the same page here, we all want this to be competitive and fun. It's no fun getting smeared, so both sides have agreed to do what's necessary in the case of an obvious romp.

If one side starts running away with it, there will be a prisoner exchange program enacted.

The teams aren't that unfair... I mean, they're saddled with Woundup. And Swagger's a Girl. And dangit, we've got old-skool skillz-- Cujo and B Lars.

PLUS, look at their names. Aether, Wound Up, clinicallyproven? Sounds like a trip to a sterile environment. We've got an international contingent. Brits, Americans, friggin' hardcore Canadians. We've got old guys and young guns, rednecks, shadows, ghosts...

The only thing I fear is that after the first battle they'll be asking us for our Canadians, to make it more fair.

Quo, that was truly inspirational........wow

[Jon Liu]

hahaha this thread idea is freakin' awesome! A special thanks goes out to Quo for all his hard work. I really appreciate it and I can't wait to be able to wipe my behind with what's left of Team Orange!!

[KingAndyXVII]

Originally Posted by Jon Liu

hahaha this thread idea is freakin' awesome! A special thanks goes out to Quo for all his hard work. I really appreciate it and I can't wait to be able to wipe my behind with what's left of Team Orange!!

.....or with whats left of your teammates after you have aethered them..

[Jon Liu]

hahahaha, 'tis true...