LMAO. I just wonder how the pitch went:
Zima sales guy (I know it wasn't Zima, but same difference): "Hey Ponch, yeah, we have this idea for a holiday song and want you to be involved. Yeah, we heard you are a huge Spanish music star and want to capitalize on that:
Ponch: Really, yeah, I'm pretty suave comprende?
Zima guy: Si hombre, we totally want your awesome brown power.
Ponch: Orale, I'm all down homee. What's the scoop?
Zima guy: Well we have this song we want to use to sell our products. We're thinking a collaboration of artists will be best?
Ponch: Deveras? Awesome, I can't wait to sing with Christina Aguilera, Shakira, maybe some Santana... This is great, thanks for thinking of me.
Zima guy: Yeah, so it will be you, OJ Simpson's pool boy, that freaking annoying VJ from MTV that everyone hated...
Ponch: huh? What are you trying to pull ese?
Zima Guy: Oh, its a parady deal Ponch, you still down?
Ponch: I guess. I'm so gonna own those washed up celebs!
