Michael Bay's rejected "Dark Knight" script

[D_Litch]

Apparently, Michael Bay wrote an unsolicited script for The Dark Knight that was ultimately rejected by Warner Bros. Though this is the first I’ve heard of it, I have the exclusive leaked images to back it up.

Here are some choice excerpts.

Cover page:



Pages 1-3



Page 28



Pages 71-72



Page 112

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I died laughing at this.

[D_Litch]

I pictures were screwed up, they're fixed now.

[JParker0105]

Wow... lol

[Lord Geoff]

Hilarious!

[Causedawg 83]

God dude. This made me crack up. Hilarious.

"... and then tanks flew out of it..."

[D_Litch]

"But which one of the internets do we hack?"

"All of them"

I actually laughed out loud at that.

[The Milk Man 09]

Every time the batmobile passes a civilian it slows and shows the action frame by frame


(this happens 17 times)

Lol awesome.

[BiffCo]

I read it, and I really think it's a fake. It's way too funny and over the top sounding to me. Plus, IMDB makes no mention of it anywhere that I can see. Until I see it there, this one's up in the air.

-Brad

[Wallace Suka]

After reading all that, the beginning sounds like it belongs to Transformers the movie. Hacking the Internet sounds like the last Die Hard movie. And everything is so wrong. A zeppelin that fires missiles... Transformers once more. Batman outside during the day. Joker lacking jokes/bad puns in his intro. This script is a fake. I have a hard time laughing between the woman with the huge rack intro of Rachel or how the Joker ejected from his zeppelin. Either Michael Bay ran out of ideas or like I said before, it too much of a fake to be real.

[D_Litch]

Yeah, it's fake. The "Biggest f*cking missles you've ever seen" should have given it away.

[kingsfan2099]

Hilarious litch.....the biggest f*ng missle is great....

[Wondermonkey]

Originally Posted by Big Brad

I read it, and I really think it's a fake. It's way too funny and over the top sounding to me. Plus, IMDB makes no mention of it anywhere that I can see. Until I see it there, this one's up in the air.

-Brad

Really, you think it's fake?!?



good stuff. I like the special touch of the "sorry" note on the cover.

[Quo]

No, it's for reals. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Michael Bay at 31 Flavors last night and asked him about it. He was drunk and spilled the whole story. He was pretty distraught that they took the time to wad up each page of the script individually...

[AlphaQ GehaD]

Originally Posted by Quo

No, it's for reals. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Michael Bay at 31 Flavors last night and asked him about it. He was drunk and spilled the whole story. He was pretty distraught that they took the time to wad up each page of the script individually...

HAHAHA, Thats what i was thinking, 112 pages all wadded up, Its not that easy man, I got pissed one day and tried to wad up a 30 page Farmers house policy and it didnt go that well. (staple caught me)

My 2 favorite parts that made me laugh out loud aka LOL:

"Biggest f*cking missles you've ever seen"

"Platinum blonde with a huge rack. She's the hottest girl in the world, but she also wears glasses because shes also the smartest women in the world."

This Script would make for a great Comedy parody of Batman, but really sounds like some Metal Gear Solid story.