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John Rambo: Old, Crazy, Silent, Savage
The movie starts out slow i guess with showing Rambo and his 2 good friends (I guess) looking for some venomous snake...why you ask. Cause good ol' John Rambo is a retired Killer who lives out his long days, melding metal and catching snakes for a show where some poor asain sole gets in a circle and teases the snakes by touching and slapping them around.
The story is about a group of white people from Amercia who want to go to Burma and help them learn about read (Guess which book: The Bible), Give them food, and medicine. So they want Rambo to take them there on his boat...and thats where im going to stop cause the story is so linear you know what will happen anyways its just what you see when it happens thats awesome.
We all knew this story was gonna suck but the action was gonna be so hardcore it will be amazing. Let me give you a picture of how the action is....you know in Gears of War how you Torque bow somebody and they would blow up...well just imagine that alot with blood all over caused either by Land mines or just 50 cal Bullets ripping through bodies and faces. 1 Merc uses the 50 caliber magnum sniper from Call of duty and about 4 times it shows headshots and the half or whole head coming right off. When Rambo gets on the machine gun in back of the Truck, FORGET ABOUT IT. People start getting ripped in half and mowed down, the knives(Actually Machetes) in this movie are seen gutting and severing things up.
If all you want is straight up GREAT action with lots of Blood this is the movie to see. This has so much action its unbelieveable, He uses his arrows on people, His pistol, his machete, a claymore, his 1000 yard stare, his foot, his hands with a death grip & even gasoline. Its Gory as hell but thats what the movie was made for.
7/10 with the action parts itself and everything deleted.
During every action Scene the crowd went.."Ewwww!" "ooooh!" "HOLY!" "Ugggh!" I even heard a couple "DAYUUM!!"
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