Beowulf (Adult movie, No its for kids, WAIT I LIED!)

[AlphaQ GehaD]

Yeeeeeeah, this was a surprise by far, did not see this coming. Thinking Beowulf was an average movie at first then my friend saying Its animated turned us off. Then one day i was with someone else and Beowulf had the only good show time, so we went to see it. I warned him some parts were Animated like Shrek, except it looks more realistic. Then when it started we realized it was ALL animated and we thought it would be more of a Teenage kiddy movie, but then some scenes were suspicous. Like the Drunk king losing his robe, the Cleavage, the inside sex sounding lines like "I want to taste Thy kings Famous Mead", lady speaking : "Yes many have traveled great distances to taste my kings Mead!" (Audience starts cracking up)

And of course he starts getting naked before his first battle with a monster, and when he is naked they start that little Gimmick of hiding his Pecker like in the Austin Powers movie. Then Grendal shows up (the monster) and it starts ripping people apart and biting their heads off and shows him chewing the head with nice crunchy sounds. Thats when it kicks back into a fully adult movie. Im not sure if this was a one genre type film; action or comedy?!

it had loads of action and hilarious dialogue and sences, i swear say he loves to take off cloths before he fights, and the sentence "I AM BEOWULF" has to be making spoof of "THIS IS SPARTA" as he says it a couple times.

I highly recommend this movie for action and laughs i know i was crying on the inside with laughter.

anyone else seen this and has thoughts or input?

[ZoomZoom71]

Let's see, I counted about 3 sentences in your post. Could you add a little more punctuation next time, Alfa?

I've not seen this, but I want to. Thank for the mini-review.

[AlphaQ GehaD]

Originally Posted by ZoomZoom71

Let's see, I counted about 3 sentences in your post. Could you add a little more punctuation next time, Alfa?

I've not seen this, but I want to. Thank for the mini-review.

Id much rather you Edit the post and add puncutation as you see fit, then have Wonder proof read and Quo make a comparasion between my crappy version and your highly anticipated punctuated version.

you know you liked the review just the way it is, Btw you forgot to put a "S" at the end of "Thank"

[Peench]

I love stream of consciousness kinda like that one time I saw a skittle but it was actually a little shiny thing but then it rolled under the desk and I could have sworn it was going to roll right out of the office so I dropped down to look for it but it was gone and I thought that's very weird if only I had eaten the skittle it wouldn't have been stolen by the crazy gnomes who live under the desk and steal everything that drops to the floor but at least they keep the place clean or cleaner than the cleaning crew because they don't do anything but put my trash can in a different place every freaking night I mean come on do you really forget between emptying it and putting it back where you got it from?

[AlphaQ GehaD]

True story eh?

your mockery is flattery, cause no matter what im talking about, if its like that it WILL be funny!

[Peench]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

[AlphaQ GehaD]

Originally Posted by Peench

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

Quoted by Peenchy tha III or what? hahaha

[supafreak]

I saw this in 3D on a dlp projector. A cgi movie on dlp screen alone looks fantastic but with 3D digital it was really amazing. I thought the glasses and 3D might take away some of the clarity of the image but it didn't. If you ever get a chance to see any digital 3D movies I recommend it.

As for the movie I thought it was great. I really didn't remember much of the story from the book, it has been quite a while since high school!!

I always like it when people complain about movies that were books. It's not like it had some secret ending that no one knew about.

[Rhino Chaser]

WTF? I have heard so many conflicting statements regarding this movie.

[AlphaQ GehaD]

just watch it Rhino, its actually great action/humor...i think you will appreciate the fact that Beowulf loves taking off his cloths.