The path of the righteous poster is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil posters. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Internet of darkness, for he is truly his forum's keeper and the finder of lost threads. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and harass new members. And you will know my name is the Moderator when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
There you have it. You've pissed off Jules Winnfield. Not a week goes by where there isn't some sort of fiasco going on in this section. Great news, everyone! This section is for new members to introduce themselves, and for us to welcome them. Act accordingly. Treat this like you're meeting somebody for the first time.
