[Gordon]

Yikes, with all of Microsoft's dead consoles it is great to see that they have responded by awarding players with living children. I suppose that is a great way to reward players for sticking with the company.

As a side note, I wonder how many real life points having a child is worth. Is it equal to the Seriously award? Perhaps that is reserved for those that have 10+ children.

Anyways, congratulations. Get them on Gears soon.