[Quo]

Nice! I like the backdrop!

Losing an eye like that would be toooooo hilarious. Imagine having to explain it your entire life. Explaining the eye patch, sitting next to other amputees and comparing combat notes, telling people "my brother is worse, he lost his whole hand when he tried to pull Barbie out of his easybake oven because she wasn't tanning evenly..."

Who am I kidding though? You wouldn't get a patch. You're a glass-eye kind of guy. You'd set it sideways to freak people out.