| Conversation of the Day (and indicitive of the state of our education system)
Kid (about 15): Do you have any Slipknot or In Flames?
Me: Let's check... [walks over to help kid] should be right over here in the (alphabetized) racks.
Kid: Yeah, uh, I hate to say it, but I am a little illiterate.
Me: But you know that Slipknot starts with an S... right?
Kid: [laughs] Yeah |