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Originally Posted by Thornes70  I tried to take Michelle to a strip club last night, but she was going on & on about my clothes, how I drove like a gangster, blah blah blah... So I started running into things to see if I could get her to fly through the windshield, but she just got scared & got out of the car, saying, "I guess I can see my own way home, you freak." Filthy whoa. |
I can't say I really want Michelle to stick around. What's she good for? Is there some perk coming that I'm unaware of? I've heard other women you date give perks like you can call them for health, etc...
This is kinda sick and twisted I guess, but I laughed out loud the other day when I was playing... was driving a Patriot around (you can't beat the toughness factor) and I head-oned a dude in some Chevy-looking vehicle. Did almost no damage to the Patriot, but it tore the crap out of the chevy and sent him flying through his windshield and onto my hood. His fat body rolled around on my hood for about a block and a half before it fell off...
I giggled.
