[BiffCo]

Well, we are a country that contains countless lawsuits for illegally parked elephants, unaware obesity and coffee cups that are labeled to be hot. This little fiasco, albeit no lawsuit, should fit right in!

I guess I'm just not a liberal. I'd probably throw it in landfill before sending it in for repair. Guess I'm not "green" either.

Is it "America, Land of the Free," or "America, Land of the I'm Stupid So Someone Feel Sorry For Me?"

-Brad