I love stream of consciousness kinda like that one time I saw a skittle but it was actually a little shiny thing but then it rolled under the desk and I could have sworn it was going to roll right out of the office so I dropped down to look for it but it was gone and I thought that's very weird if only I had eaten the skittle it wouldn't have been stolen by the crazy gnomes who live under the desk and steal everything that drops to the floor but at least they keep the place clean or cleaner than the cleaning crew because they don't do anything but put my trash can in a different place every freaking night I mean come on do you really forget between emptying it and putting it back where you got it from?
