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About LinkBacksNo kidding. Lord Geoff can confirm this."Thank God that cat pissed on my jacket."
No kidding. Lord Geoff can confirm this."Thank God that cat pissed on my jacket."
haha, thats probably in the top 5 things that i wish to NEVER happen lol
did you happen to catch anymore of the conversation?
How random. I like saying stuff like that when I'm in stores just to see if people are listening. I remember one time I was in Steve and Barry's with Hobie and all sorts of talk about Kentucky and randomness came up. Good times!
Wow, just, wow
They were two punk rockers, with um....extreme hair, anyways they went to the dry cleaners next door and then saw our store. It, apparently, made their day.Originally Posted by namehater
Still pretty weird to overhear.
thank god I took a dump on that dog then...
"and you will know my name is Muad'Dib when I lay this worm upon thee." A quote if Samual L. Jackson was in Dune.
What the hell is wrong with people now days?What kind of punk rocker goes to a fricken dry cleaners?
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I like beer
Hahaha!!
Ever listen to Lewis Black? On one of his albums, he told a story about when he was at a mall, and he overheard some girl saying, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." He said it was one of those things that you hear, and if no one else hears it, your head will explode.
It's a good thing Geoff heard it too!!
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"Work is hard. Distractions are plentiful. And time is short."
-Adam Hochschild
Conversation of the Day (and indicitive of the state of our education system)
Kid (about 15): Do you have any Slipknot or In Flames?
Me: Let's check... [walks over to help kid] should be right over here in the (alphabetized) racks.
Kid: Yeah, uh, I hate to say it, but I am a little illiterate.
Me: But you know that Slipknot starts with an S... right?
Kid: [laughs] Yeah
When I was a teenager I saved up for a LONG time to buy this nice suede jacket (I was very poor at the time) and I had it for about a month and my roommate's cat pissed on it. I cleaned it and cleaned it, but the smell still lingered faintly. Yeah, I still wore it but had to douse myself with cologne before going out.
Wow. Well at least he had the sense to ask.
S can be confusing, maybe he thought it was a warped lower-case L.
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone."
LOL....illiterate kids, LOL. Reminds me of this time at during spring football practice. I played on the line (offense and defense). We were going over some fundamental line drills. The line coach had us do some generic line calls. Words staring with "D" for double team, "S" for straight up blocking, "C" for cross blocking. So me being silly is using phrases like "D cup" and "C cup." So one of my teammates wants to be silly and screams out, "pyscho" I wasn't in that drill, but standing waiting for my turn. The teammates next to me have the same look like I do, the classic WTF. I'm trying to think of how my teammates thinks it's spelled. Next thing you hear, from my teammate actually doing the drill, "that's spelled with a 'P', dumbass." Of course, because we're all so sensitive to everyone's feelings, start laughing, including the coach.
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At least the majority of the people caught it...
Almost as bad as the time I was at a Chinese Buffet and I heard the waitress clear as day say "I'd deliver crabs to that guy any day."
"and you will know my name is Muad'Dib when I lay this worm upon thee." A quote if Samual L. Jackson was in Dune.
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